So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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