His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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