But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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