i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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