just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
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