Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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