You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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