Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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