We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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