Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Randomize