awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
whose ass print is on the piano?
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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