it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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