Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
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