She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
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