guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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