i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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