i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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