North Korea, Best Korea!
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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