He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Randomize