How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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