Got a toothbrush?
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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