oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
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