Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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