his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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