he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
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