I'm so fucking centered right now
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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