The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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