I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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