Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
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