Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
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