my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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