: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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