there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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