I must be too annoying 4 u.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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