I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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