Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
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