how hairy? two words: wookie tits
She announced her abortion via fbk
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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