with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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