nut hugger
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I'm like, not good at living.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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