i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
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