We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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