weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I want to be your penis for a week.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
