we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
This gyro tastes like lonliness
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
