is your mom at the bar?
and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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