Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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