Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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