Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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