Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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