We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Randomize
