Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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