Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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