How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Randomize
