everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I skipped work to stalk him.
The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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