Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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